Creepy, Awkward and Miscellaneous: WTF dude?

WTF dude?

By meowtickmeow - 12/03/2010 01:18 - United States

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By part time all the time - 23/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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court3love 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:06

creeeeeeep to the max!

Fwippy 7

Friday 12 March 2010 9:12

YDI for moving "conspicuously." Pay more attention in that English class.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 12 March 2010 10:40

If you're over... We can talk it over ;D If you're under... This applies until I turn 21 =P In 18 months ;D

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 12 March 2010 10:47

Calling out idiots who call people retards... I agree with her =P

Angeledice 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:48

That is disgusting! Be sure that you let your parent know this since this is the kind of thing you do not want to happen more than once.

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 12 March 2010 10:52

Or does she? She did, after all, continue undressing AND walked to the door conspicuously. She wanted to get something going

bear192008 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:52

Were you still naked when you opened the door?

Peroxide 3

Friday 12 March 2010 11:30

Shutup Shannon, Boon died on the island. It was probably Hurley.

BOMBARDIER805 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:35

if you didn't tell him anything it means you totally wanted it. it the great words of nostradomas "shorty wanna ****"

alphaxzero 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:40

why are you undressing with the door open/ajar anyway? ydi for not closing/locking doors/curtains when undressing. Close the door and lock it. Idiot.

Rykey 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:43

@25 ...... so if a man stares at his wife as she's undressing....? :P why don't you think before you post?

Melkezidech 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:39

Ok?

Biohazard41 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:41

that totally sucks. You should tell your parents. that's just creepy. Oh and btw first

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WTF dude?

Same thing different taste

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Bad pranks are annoying

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