Today, I had to ban my teenage son from taking his phone into the bathroom, not because he looks at porn, but because he’s so engrossed in the screen, he doesn’t aim while he pees all over the seat and sometimes the floor, without cleaning it up. He’s not incapable, just fucking lazy. FML
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Today, my 17 year-old son has been using his phone on the toilet. Every time he poops, he takes his phone to the bathroom. Why does he need his phone to use the bathroom? He uses the toilet with his phone. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
Today, my son no longer tries to sneak in and out of the house at inappropriate times. Now, he just brazenly walks out, ignoring me when I ask where he’s going, then walks back in at like 4 in the morning, and again ignores me because he’s still on his phone to someone. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
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mike3775 39
So do like I did with my boys. If they kept missing and not cleaning it up, I sent a text message to them and their friends saying if they can’t go to the bathroom like an adult, then maybe it’s time to do potty training again. Solved that issue
Marcella1016 32
In all fairness to him, he is also probably looking at ****. Parenting tip: Every time he pees all over your bathroom and doesn’t clean it up, you pee all over his phone and don’t clean it up. Actions have consequences. That’s how you teach responsibility.
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Marcella1016 32
In all fairness to him, he is also probably looking at ****. Parenting tip: Every time he pees all over your bathroom and doesn’t clean it up, you pee all over his phone and don’t clean it up. Actions have consequences. That’s how you teach responsibility.
bleachedraven 14
love it 🤣
mike3775 39
So do like I did with my boys. If they kept missing and not cleaning it up, I sent a text message to them and their friends saying if they can’t go to the bathroom like an adult, then maybe it’s time to do potty training again. Solved that issue
RichardPencil 32
You're OK with him looking at **** in the bathroom? A teenage boy? It's so quaint you think that is pee.
bleachedraven 14
🤣
Charlie Given 28
yeah I had to ban my preteen daughter from taking her phone into the bathroom because she's so engrossed in it she forgets to wipe off and flush
brockwaycc 3
Who the hell looks at their phone when they’re standing taking a piss lol
prince21 3
so hot
Jonkbaby 23
Looking at your phone while pooping- I understand. Looking at phone while peeing? Wtf?