Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend got his ex pregnant. The same ex that he still lived with because he “wanted to wait until the lease is up.” He “swore to God” he didn’t see her romantically anymore. I feel dumb for giving him the benefit of the doubt. FML
Today, I got pregnant even though I was on birth control. The father is nowhere to be found and I don’t even know his last name. My parents kicked me out of the house because apparently, “I’m an adult, so make adult choices.” I’m too scared to get an abortion. I’m at my wits' end. All due to failed birth control. FML
Today, my soon-to-be ex-husband cheated on me with a woman and got her pregnant (we are both men). What's even worse is that not many of my family are supporting me and keep making excuses for him, like maybe he wants to be a dad, or maybe he's bisexual. People are even encouraging me to stay with him. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I’m pregnant with my boyfriend’s baby. He’s been saying he’s gonna leave his wife for the past 10 months, but there’s constant hemming and hawing. He wants me to get rid of the baby because, “I’ve already raised my own child for 19 years, I don’t got time for this.” I’m Catholic and don’t believe in abortion. FML
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MidnaLink 35
You basically got pregnant for revenge, and you want SYMPATHY? **** off. I really want to hope your kid hates you when they grow up, wheter you give them up or not.
IHaveThePower 18
Remedial sex ed for everyone who went to public school: The ONLY reason to try to get pregnant is if you want to have a baby FOR THE BABY. If you want a cute adorable funny thing, get a puppy\kitten. If you want to patch up your relationship, get a therapist. BABIES ARE PEOPLE AND YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO THEM WHEN THEY ARE BORN. Do NOT get pregnant unless that is what you want. It will never, ever end well.
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dreams2383 20
you are garbage to bring a child into this mess to try to keep a man.
Wadlaen 24
I've witnessed several women in, to a certain extent, similar situations, and I can promise you that when you get the baby, you'll both want it and love it. Sorry for the result of a bad plan, and the best of luck to you!
BurnInDemonFire 39
To paraphrase a 90's TV icon: "No sympathy for you!" You stupid bastard.
Brightside86 31
Holy ****...to just all of this.
FluffythePink 24
You are a ******* moron. I suggest you give the child up for adoption rather than subjecting it to your toxicity and hatred.
clair_brodie 35
Well that was the dumbest thing anyone could ever do. Better find a place for abortion or start looking at adoption because your life is just going to get worse from here on out.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You are an idiot and a terrible person. For one, if he's seeing a side piece now, he'll never stop. And someone like that is never going to want kids. You seriously thought getting yourself knocked up was going to solve all your problems? YDI...
MistressAfrodite 5
I’m sorry but you couldn’t be more stupid. babies don’t fix problems. And you should have just left this man. get therapy so you can learn to have some self respect.