Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8-hour shift with her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML
Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML
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AmoraLynn 6
Wow, I hope you told your supervisor about her unprofessional behavior. To do something like that while in training, I doubt she'll act any better when she has been there for awhile.
kayC7 0
Well. Maybe this is a sign that she's going to be very loyal...? Okay, there's really no bright side to this. Have fun :D
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Comments (165)
LyuboLove 0
my roommate acts like a dog except it's around the apartment. i think i might have to make her an outside dog pretty soon. if she did in a car, i'd push her out because others would be watching after all.
selenagirl_fml 0
cat-dog, I used to watch that show in my days...
boredatwork11 2
maybe he trains retards,.. to you know, not act so retarded. if so then the fml would be I'm that he did not succseed. (**** spelling/I'm stoned)
selenagirl_fml 0
I dis nod underztnnds youz...
nyrangers1022 6
really dont see the fml here...drove around all day and get payed, give me that job, ill def work with a crazy girl
awhsum 0
sounds like fun x)
DocBastard 40
Damn selenagirl, remind me to stay on your good side. A mentally retarded girl to ****...wow. Epic.
selenagirl_fml 0
I'll take that as a compliment...
Massdebater 1
62- you hate throwing babies on fires?! you pussy! that's my favourite past time. go cur your hair, hippy!! also Selena, I think you're safe as houses, keep doing what you're doing..
pimbou_fml 0
Vie de merde, je confirme..
perdix 31
You do know, pimbou, that FMyLife.com is the English version of the French Vie de Merde. They are the same people.
pimbou_fml 0
But no, FML isn't the English version of Vie De Merde.. it's differents texts ;)
pimbou_fml 0
I confirm, you life sucks :) I'm sorry, I'm french, and it's a reflex haha
selenagirl_fml 0
you know I have a reflex too... to punch people!
pimbou_fml 0
ha ha ha (y)