Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8-hour shift with her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML
Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML
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Top comments
AmoraLynn 6
Wow, I hope you told your supervisor about her unprofessional behavior. To do something like that while in training, I doubt she'll act any better when she has been there for awhile.
kayC7 0
Well. Maybe this is a sign that she's going to be very loyal...? Okay, there's really no bright side to this. Have fun :D
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Comments (165)
miyu01 6
Whats wrong with that, so shes a bit over exentric, at least she wasnt boring or a bitch....it could have been worse
Tiwuz 19
Actually, if i'm not mistaken, she was acting like a bitch.
nickle4054 1
Did she have torrettes?
Naitsi 19
quess she won't be there long
skullofdarkness 18
Nothing wrong with that! =D
BenTaz 7
Well the training isn't working. Try a treat and tell her to sit XD
XxDanno316xX 27
We had to drive all day because we were peace officers. Very embarrassing!
DeadPixel4 29
I love this chick
fantasyworld 39
That is weird.
zykrithium 22
Looks like she's out of a job...