Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new cannister and it came with a label that... - FML

By Jules - 31/07/2017 05:00

Today, I bought a new cannister and it came with a label that said "Cookies" so I carefully scanned and photoshopped it to say "Coffee". Then I opened the cannister to find 11 double-sided bilingual labels -- including "Coffee". FML

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Elizabeth Burley 21

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Monday 31 July 2017 7:09

This is why you open everything when you buy womething new. To make sure you dont miss something and so you don't end up doing more work than necessary. No harm in checking. Besides, won't you clean the canister before you use it? So you would have found the labels eventually anyway I would hope. Enjoy your coffee OP!

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 31 July 2017 7:27

Shouldn’t you leave all those labels in the canister and label it “Labels?”

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ImminentDisaster 12

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Saturday 8 July 2017 18:02

What did you think would be in it?

Elizabeth Burley 21

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Monday 31 July 2017 7:09

This is why you open everything when you buy womething new. To make sure you dont miss something and so you don't end up doing more work than necessary. No harm in checking. Besides, won't you clean the canister before you use it? So you would have found the labels eventually anyway I would hope. Enjoy your coffee OP!

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 31 July 2017 7:27

Shouldn’t you leave all those labels in the canister and label it “Labels?”

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Tuesday 1 August 2017 12:04

Oh well, at least you've got a template for when you want to store something that's not on the list.

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