By Dexter_39476 - 24/01/2016 05:40 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML
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Rich531 21

And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat

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IronMan_Mk43 20

At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"

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Rich531 21

And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat

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awildwhisper 30

I don't understand why grammer matters on a recreational app so much. This is for fun not for an English essay.

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mds9986 24

This comment is best read in Morgan Freeman's voice.

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sanchitgoyal 27

Completely agree with the post. As long as it is understandable people shouldnt be fussy about it for genuine mistakes. On a lighter note its Grammar! Haha

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Elban 20

Crikey he's a mean one! Get too close and he'll try and bite yah. He's a fiesty little nippah!

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Mauskau 35

Not Morgan Freeman's voice, the voice we need to narrate everything is David Attenborough's.

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thawny_fml 21

"It's" is totally acceptable as it shows possession. Perhaps an English lesson is in store before criticising.

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tantanpanda 26

#66, no, it's not ok. It's stands for "it is" while its is for possession. This is a special case that doesn't apply to the other possessive cases. Know what you're saying before trying to be witty.

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jake_braves 25

Better get laid OP. They'll stop with that. And they can't get mad without you having an excuse. That's annoying of them.

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leogachi 15

@21 That's the worst excuse to have sex I've ever heard.

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krazy789 28

the question is does she wanna have sex? im not about to do something i dont wanna do so other people will stop bullying me

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dideldoodles 17

Could be worse, could be referred to as a brothel

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pop17123 19

Could be worse, they can say your species are becoming extinct due to not finding a mate

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Testing1234 25

The human race isn't going to go extinct just because OP hasn't been laid yet...

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sakb 8

My nigga you been getting buried in every posts lol

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kangx1 28

I wish I had a **** hole. Just imagine the size of that room!

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ThrottleJockey 35

Yeah but it'd probably smell perpetually like sweat, anger, and shame. Fabreeze can't get out that type of ***** stank.

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Zuniga01 14

Or if they're on their rag, than it could smell like a handful of pennies.

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SamSwebb 24

A little less cool than the batcave, but then I don't think that saw much action either ...

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Zebediabolical 39

I've seen some very suggestive homoerotic panels in Action Comics from back in the day.

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Tyrex26 6

Robin and Batman weren't just solving crime.......

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

To the Virgin Cave Robin....na na na na na na na na

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TheInvisibleOne 31

That kind of makes it sound like you're a dragon.

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IronMan_Mk43 20

At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"

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cnbcad 15

Congratulations. Be proud. I really wish I could say I went into my marriage a virgin.

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mpsteve137 15

At least they don't refer to your ****** as the virgin cave

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