FML : Today, I went to the gym for the first time. I was nervous about using the showers because I'm embarrassed about my dick, but I felt better when I heard...

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time. I was nervous about using the showers because I'm embarrassed about my dick, but I felt better when I heard that guys don't check each other out in the shower. I was fine until 3 different guys talked about my junk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Embarrassed - / Friday 14 September 2018 00:00 / Canada - Whitby

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By almost_there44 | 26

#7693112 - Friday 14 September 2018 6:36

Did the gym not have private showers and was it too hard for you to cover up your privates?

By RichardPencil | 26

#7693117 - Friday 14 September 2018 6:52

I feel so sorry for you. All of us guys with huge cocks have to withstand the jealous barbs from the smaller dudes.

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By statikman619 | 14

#7693099 - Friday 14 September 2018 6:07

Nervous eh? You rocking 2 inches?

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7693102 - Friday 14 September 2018 6:14

That's creepy. Who looks at a stranger's wang without their permission?

The_candyman | 12

#7693432 - Friday 14 September 2018 16:04

better question who ask for permission

Banana49 | 11

#7695610 - Wednesday 19 September 2018 5:21

I hear girls talk about there's with each other all the time

T1A2Z3 | 33

#7707135 - Thursday 11 October 2018 9:10

What person shows a stranger their "wang"?

By almost_there44 | 26

#7693112 - Friday 14 September 2018 6:36

Did the gym not have private showers and was it too hard for you to cover up your privates?

Callyn | 46

#7693245 - Friday 14 September 2018 10:53

It's a gym. I've never seen one with private showers, they're still built with really old sensibilities in mind. No one used to care about naked people of the same gender.

almost_there44 | 26

#7693412 - Friday 14 September 2018 15:22

I've never been to a gym that didn't have private showers. Whether in high school, college, or a gym like Planet Fitness or 24 Hour, there were always private gyms and private toilets. Maybe OP was walking around naked.

RichardPencil | 26

#7693443 - Friday 14 September 2018 16:22

I know 24 Hour has individual shower stalls but other clubs and schools have open shower rooms. They’re quite awkward at first, but you eventually get over it.

WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7694759 - Monday 17 September 2018 15:24

I have been to one with a private shower

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7693115 - Friday 14 September 2018 6:47

They’re probably gays.

I mean what straight guy talks about someone’s else’s dick??

ChibiChibi_fml | 24

#7693493 - Friday 14 September 2018 19:02

Near as I can tell, most of them. I've never been around a group of men that didn't crack jokes about the size of their dicks and such. This seems to be doubly true in situations where the men actually know, for whatever reason, how big or small the others are.

KannaKamui | 7

#7694492 - Monday 17 September 2018 2:16

either a jealous guy or a jerk who thinks they're all hot stuff, and they think that their wanker is big, but sadly, their ego is also big.... in fact, too big

By RichardPencil | 26

#7693117 - Friday 14 September 2018 6:52

I feel so sorry for you. All of us guys with huge cocks have to withstand the jealous barbs from the smaller dudes.

Dave_Davington | 31

#7693148 - Friday 14 September 2018 8:22

We certainly do resent your three legged kind.

pjsr | 31

#7693428 - Friday 14 September 2018 15:51

Your screen name betrays you

RichardPencil | 26

#7693438 - Friday 14 September 2018 16:14

Have you ever seen those giant novelty pencils they sell at amusement parks and souvenir stores, heh-heh-heh?

By drego5 | 27

#7693121 - Friday 14 September 2018 7:04

Plot twist: OP is rocking 14 inches and felt embarrassed for the other guys.

nubs | 22

#7693143 - Friday 14 September 2018 8:11

That’s not even possible, is it?

Dave_Davington | 31

#7693150 - Friday 14 September 2018 8:23

Anything is possible, if you just believe.

nubs | 22

#7693173 - Friday 14 September 2018 8:51

🙄it was a serious question ...

Dave_Davington | 31

#7693194 - Friday 14 September 2018 9:27

Then fucking Google it, genius.

KannaKamui | 7

#7694494 - Monday 17 September 2018 2:17

.... I spat out my literal milk reading this conversation.... thanks guys....

By Mizari | 2

#7693128 - Friday 14 September 2018 7:47

Hey man, dont you know? They can feel your embarassement. Act confident and everyone will be scared. If anyone tries peeking at you - JUMP RIGHT AT HIM and wiggle your dick, that'll show 'em!

By nubs | 22

#7693142 - Friday 14 September 2018 8:11

Seems like you left some impression 😂 must be some special junk when they talk it ...

RichardPencil | 26

#7693233 - Friday 14 September 2018 10:34

But it could be “special” as in “Special Olympics.”

By real life problems | 26

#7693250 - Friday 14 September 2018 11:17

Only time guys would talk about another guys dick is if it's either really small or really big. 50/50 you should either be embarrassed or walk with a picture frame around it