A saint By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 20:07 32 0 4 15 Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 580 You deserved it 198 Tweet Share
Dad jokes, part 43884 By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00 18 7 10 220 Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 760 You deserved it 280 Tweet Share
Double Impact By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00 285 12 90 170 Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 526 You deserved it 10 016 Tweet Share