Who's that?

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 05:01

Today, after waking up beside my girlfriend to get ready to go to work, I leaned down to kiss her while she was still asleep, and she said, "Have a good day Jake." My name starts with a J, but it's not Jake. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21

Jake from State Farm?

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Chazzster 28

Seriously, why not ask her when she is awake who Jake is? She’s the one who knows. People are not responsible for their dreams or what they say when half asleep. Don’t let that be an issue for you.

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RichardPencil 30

After you leave, I think Jake is going to have a very good day!

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rotflqtms_ 21

Jake from State Farm?

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Chazzster 28

Seriously, why not ask her when she is awake who Jake is? She’s the one who knows. People are not responsible for their dreams or what they say when half asleep. Don’t let that be an issue for you.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

She was half asleep, probably didn't know what she was saying.

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ghostinflames 13

She sounds hideous

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Warp1978 15

Take a half day and come home unexpectedly. If you think that this name slip is a thing otherwise let it go, with everything going on right now just do you need the extra hassle

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Seeya55 31

You're almost as weird as the girlfriends who break up with their BF's when they have a dream about their partner cheating. People dream and its uncontrollable.

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Malachi Malachi 4

i would have woke her ass up. like "bae..... bae....BAE...😊 um gm. one question love ... WHO the F*** ! is jake?🤔🧐?

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