Who's that?

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 05:01

Today, after waking up beside my girlfriend to get ready to go to work, I leaned down to kiss her while she was still asleep, and she said, "Have a good day Jake." My name starts with a J, but it's not Jake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 078
You deserved it 95

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Jake from State Farm?

Seriously, why not ask her when she is awake who Jake is? She’s the one who knows. People are not responsible for their dreams or what they say when half asleep. Don’t let that be an issue for you.

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After you leave, I think Jake is going to have a very good day!

Jake from State Farm?

Seriously, why not ask her when she is awake who Jake is? She’s the one who knows. People are not responsible for their dreams or what they say when half asleep. Don’t let that be an issue for you.

She was half asleep, probably didn't know what she was saying.

She sounds hideous

Take a half day and come home unexpectedly. If you think that this name slip is a thing otherwise let it go, with everything going on right now just do you need the extra hassle

You're almost as weird as the girlfriends who break up with their BF's when they have a dream about their partner cheating. People dream and its uncontrollable.

i would have woke her ass up. like "bae..... bae....BAE...😊 um gm. one question love ... WHO the F*** ! is jake?🤔🧐?