Clothes and Miscellaneous: Slay, queen!

Slay, queen!

By draggirl - 13/10/2009 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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Nostalgia

By Fatty - 06/05/2009 15:04 - United States

Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML

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By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - 15/03/2013 07:09 - Qatar

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 7 144

By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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You deserved it 7 331

By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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Too late

By fuzzle003 - 13/06/2012 12:47 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By yayaimannoying - 09/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML

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You deserved it 5 125

Our soles

By Gregory - 15/12/2024 18:00 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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You deserved it 6 439

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:36

Just put a sausage and a couple of plums in your panties and you'll look just as good in that dress as he does!

baby610 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 15:29

hard to beleive your a pastor...

Comments

mastory96 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 2:08

so take your anger inverted towards yourself for not fitting well in a dress and LEARN TO SPELL.

leero 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:57

well their spelling is fine, but their grammar sucks.

voodootrucker 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 15:54

think of something original to say,correcting grammar and spelling is for boring assholes

Sasoono 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:49

take the time to figure out what you're about to type before you do anything, it saves face. :)

KuroTori 2

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:31

Lulz. You're a bit of an idiot

WTF_its_emmy 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 2:13

go homos xD they're the best the rock it the best :D

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 22:22

that was gay

Dadothy 8

Friday 20 January 2012 5:16

Maybe he was just really pretty?

stormfyre 13

Thursday 26 February 2015 21:04

Drag queens aren't always gay.

Pastor_Rich 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 2:16

beaten by a drag queen, shave your unibrow and get a boob job

baby610 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 15:29

hard to beleive your a pastor...

ItsOkayImWhite 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 18:12

^hahaha, this.

captaincutie 1

Friday 15 July 2011 14:15

I can't believe you a pastor ... AN OLD PASTOR AT THAT . Is saying that ... WTF has the world come to ?!

myaccount235 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 22:05

Wiiiiin

masterofflight 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 11:24

just because his nickname includes pastor doesn't mean he's a real pastor guys...I mean there are also 13 year olds who name themeselves "mister big ****" or something like this ;)