Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML
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Today, I was in a packed elevator when I heard a loud noise. I assumed someone had farted, so I tried to discreetly turn around and hold my breath. To my horror, the loud noise was actually the elevator malfunctioning and dropping a few floors. I made it even more awkward by holding my breath, and the guy next to me asked, “You good?” FML
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
Today, I wore flip-flops to work. Just as I walked onto the elevator, they made a sound very close to that of a fart. About 10 seconds later, some asshole let out a silent but deadly fart, earning me a bunch of disgusted looks. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a bunch of people in suits. It was so quiet, I tried to break the ice by joking, “So… who farted?” The doors opened immediately and everyone walked out without a word. I was left alone in my own shame. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, I was in an elevator going up to the 32nd floor when I felt the urge to let out a fart. Feeling like it was either fart now or have appendicitis, and that it would be quiet, I thought no one would notice. It wasn't silent. It was loud and proud, and the cute girl next to me started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML
Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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kellanlvr 1
hahaha deadly.
FFML_314 11
Hunt him down and chew off his toes.
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Comments (51)
kellanlvr 1
hahaha deadly.
VolcomTL 0
Deadly, but not killable.
gooBUZZ 0
How do you not know it was killable? Was it you? :O OP - That sucks, hope you weren't in there long.
VolcomTL 0
I don't understand something. The Nick for the FML is lizard. Why does that make no sense?
VolcomTL 0
No. The OP is still here to type the FML so the OP didn't die.
gooBUZZ 0
It could be a long term illness? Maybe at the moment OP is just suffering a little bit, but will later on die.
DahkLohd 4
"Maybe at the moment OP is just suffering a little bit, but will later on die." Isn't that the case with all of us? MARVIN! This is your cue.
MrFerret 0
How about we test it? I'll gladly rip ass on the faces of two morons :)
gooBUZZ 0
#20, what are you talking about?
breakofdawn1 0
21 the world my never no ?
tooFLY 0
27--"the world my never no ?" congratulations, that was the most incoherent statement i've read all day.....
iseywisey 0
27 WTF??
renaet 0
#31 had me rofl-ing, literally :]
gracieroxursox 3
Lmfao@31 but I think 27 meant the world *may* never know
turfvirtuoso 0
fart boxing much?
Shaebug12 0
the begining of dis makes no sense! why couldn't he say "Today, when the elevator doors opened, a man was standing there with an embarrassed look on his face. Turns out he was embarrassed about his disgusting fart. FML" Now that makes more sense!!!
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
r u some retard?? OP said that she saw him with that embarrassing look on his face once he was getting out of the elevator. realized that he made a horrid fart and left. can't believe I have to write like a troll ^
djmigues 7
He was in the elevator, farted, then got off the elevator.
iSitt 0
now it's op's turn to be embarrassed when she leaves the elevator.
wisericky 12
how does op know that the guy spawned the fart? there could be someone hiding on top of the elevator farting down on people.
Rune3345 0
#22, Are you that stupid? Wtf, I better call Paris Hilton, she got some competition.
FFML_314 11
Hunt him down and chew off his toes.
iSitt 0
why would you put a farty man's toes in your mouth ?
dirtygreek 3
What da ****
Judus_beej 0
queff next time you are in the elevator together. the "road warrior" will show him.
xJASMINEx 0
queefs don't have a smell
Naitras 15
so... suck it up and move on, its not like its the end of the world. the other thing is that I'm almost positive that everyone has done one of those at some point in their lives, wether or not its in a confined space is irrelevant.
chloelovestoswim 6
yeah, I'm sure we've all smelled farts before. obviously it's not your fault, but it's not an fml.
FFML_314 11
I was almost positive this was FML. I must be delusional.
squirell_AIDS69 0
SBD! They get you every time!
Draminicaus 0
Wow. I want to do this purposely. lol Then when the elevator doors open, run out screaming "DUTCH OVEN!!"
quadder 0
agreed ROFL
satomi_ishida 0
Lol now I want to do this. :X
lol_ironic_life 9
LoL yes elevators make perfect Dutch oven devices! Why torment one person with your silent but deadly when you can trap an elevator full of people you don't even know!!!!???
bramberkhout 10
Haha thats soo funny to do!
Gr1mr3ap3r 4
a way to get ur position back is to give him head. if its a she then give her a vibrator for christmas :)
Gr1mr3ap3r 4
wrong fml my bad
macskapingvin 0
Woah, how did you escape from the deadly fart to tell the tale?! Do tell of your heroic actions saving the entire building from the noxious gas!