By Wolf6661 - 14/03/2016 18:29 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, as a mascot for a pet store, I had to fake my own death to stop a little girl having a temper tantrum because she couldn't take me home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 812
You deserved it 1 766

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Wolf6661 22

OP here, to fill in the gaps the little girl was about 8 maybe 9 and the parents did try and stop her but it wasn't working, so I felt they needed a hand. To answer the questions of how she reacted, well after she poked and prodded my "dead body", let's just say my ears are still ringing from her shrill little scream of outrage at my "death". Alright well have a nice day y'all taco taco burrito.

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warrior2 20

I just hope the little girl wasn't traumatized by your death!

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itsalanis 25

Aww, I'm sure the parent was grateful for your quick solution. Albeit, a creative one. Good job! :)

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Millionman24 16

well that sucks at least someone wanted you in not saying that you are lonely

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booze_n_bitches 37

I think that perhaps your thoughts move too quickly for punctuation...

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gamermonster 34

Never heard of comma's and dots/periods before?

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itsalanis 25

Aww, I'm sure the parent was grateful for your quick solution. Albeit, a creative one. Good job! :)

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warrior2 20

I just hope the little girl wasn't traumatized by your death!

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DerSuldam 25

Well, if it helps her stop being spoiled and throwing temper tantrums, I would say it's worth it. We all got traumatised by Disney deaths in our childhoods, and we turned out... well, well enough. >.>

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ScratchCatPower 32

Hah! Nice one. Kudos to you for being such a quick thinker. I'm sure the little girl's parents were grateful that you were able to get out of that situation with little to no damage done.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

As a parent, I feel like it shouldn't have been left up to you to stop that temper tantrum; that's a parents responsibility... but i give you props for the way you handled it. It was quick thinking from your part. Bet they were grateful. lol

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ConfusedCat 11

Couldn't agree more. Parents need to be the ones dealing with their kids.

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arrouz 13

As noble as your intentions were, stopping a temper tantrum shouldn't be your job.

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Tatush_ 13

Ummm maybe they're happy with their job...

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Wolf6661 22

I wouldn't say I'm happy with the job, but the perks of working there r worth it, and the money is good

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ConfusedCat 11

Man, your judgemental/distasteful comments are everywhere.

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photographer49 22

Yea that makes total sense, let me quit my job because of this incident. I hate the people that come up with these half assed solutions. Some of us have responsibilities and don't have the luxury of quiting our jobs just because it can suck sometimes.

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Catdragon 40

As a furry, I can tell you many people would love to have that job. Get paid for basically fursuiting? Hell yeah! And at a pet shop too.

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abbyade 21

Lol tantrum? At what age? If I tried that even at 5..I would have gotten the 'warning eyes' from my mum. Good on you for your effort.

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Kingbenford 12

And she didn't throw a temper tantrum because you died? Wut

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