Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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aFieryFairytale 2
1-800-Restraining-Order. FYL, indeed.
theneatoburrito 8
You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.
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Comments (127)
aFieryFairytale 2
1-800-Restraining-Order. FYL, indeed.
airforce987 20
That has way too many digits for a phone number.
stef108 3
This makes no sense, why would he have even let her use his phone knowing he already had her contact info in there? He should've known she'd figure it out. Unless he was drunk and forgot that he's a creeper.....
mango260 9
My guess is facebook, because it is really easy to find a persons' name from friends etc and you type it in and if op profile is not private bingo! You can find out where that person lives, work, phone nimber etc you'll be surprised of the amount of people whose profile isn't private. Not that I'm a stalker or anything ;D
muzy 23
I wonder if he did the creep at the party.
unknown_user5566 27
1- That's a really long phone number.
xlasernoobsx 0
You know, smart phones linked to social networking sites automatically do that.
littlejx_fml 7
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but you have my number so delete it maybe
heyguysitsjosh 8
1-800-restraining-order isn't a real number.
eggmarie 25
Impatiently awaiting the day the "Call Me Maybe" meme dies.
vic55jets 13
U must be a natural blond
RussianFox 13
85- What does OP's natural hair color have to do with the situation?
burninnapalm 5
Or maybe they met each other at a party before, but were too drunk to remember she gave him her number and pic?
hama806 19
Clearly a joke. Like 1800-EAT-SHIT.
Oreohugzpenny 4
RUN!!!!!!!
aFieryFairytale 2
/coulda had a V8.
aFieryFairytale 2
My last comment was for #66.
YouKnowThatGuy 3
That song is over used
tennisrapper1 14
Maybe he's part of the CIA, or the secret service. :P
unknown_user5566 27
So... Big Brother really is watching us?! *hides in tinfoil-lined bomb shelter* ;)
boating_guy 33
I wouldn't entirely rule it out, but she is in France. FYL OP
bennetts211 2
I think this is a feature of Facebook mobile, actually. If he's a friend of yours (on Facebook), and your mobile number is on Facebook, some phones automatically link them. Or he could be a stalker. Both situations are plausible, I suppose.
tennisrapper1 14
Like the CIA hasn't been to France... xD
mars13_fml 8
Lol! The CIA people make the best stalkers :)
LaughinStock 16
Wow thanks to 56 I learned something new, I've been living under a rock. Although, a feature like that is pretty crazy. **The More You Know** :D
theneatoburrito 8
You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.
Inheritance 10
OP has a secret admirer, a sketchy one at that..
Donqueesha 0
DONT B HATE ON MY GAY FRIENDS
downtime 13
...Except he obviously never calls the number or she would know about it.
LMFAOallthetime 8
Walking away slowly now....
noelykins1 19
It's not as bad as it seems. They could of been unknowing Facebook friends and certain phones collect all the information from the Facebook app on your phone and put it into your phone. He might of known he had her number. Source: experience.
jesspie 8
that's creepy... *shudder*
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You don't say?
tnttse 6
Maybe he's drunk and forgot he met you
Redox127 7
OP would have remembered giving him her number and him taking a picture of her?
galt 13
Delete the contact or ask him why your contact is already in there
unknown_user5566 27
That is FAR too reasonable to be a comment on FML. How dare you! ;)
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah just delete it or change the number and get the hell out of their. And get rid of the photo too.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Charlie harper always gives the number of chinese dry clean :)
Cowboy1986 4
Winning!!!!
Shadowvoid 33
I do believe the actor you are looking for is Charlie Sheen. Charlie Harper is just a made up character silly.
thgiL 9
133- but the character is the one that does it... Also it's By-Winning!!!
totalnewbeeee 1
Just ask him why your picture and name was in there, you'll be able to tell if it is a legitament reason. I find fhis really creepy by the way, but if you find he is stalking you call the police
TheGewt 7
With iPhones, if you are friends with them on Facebook and have their number, you can go into settings and use their profile picture as a contact picture.
newbiehere99 6
We were both drunk that night ... You don't remember me?