Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
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Mirorbo 26

Creeper much? You should have kicked at the door and put a knot on his forehead...but that's just me.

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tdub10 2

Thts a poopy tom instead of a peeping tom. Lmao

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Mirorbo 26

Creeper much? You should have kicked at the door and put a knot on his forehead...but that's just me.

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brennboo 3

I don't think the other guy was pressed up against the door...

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ortega_fml 0

YDI for having to poop and YDI for having eyes.

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ortega_fml 0

oh and fyi, you should of challenged him to a game of 'battle *****'

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bre_zip_it_up13 11

bombaclot is a **** or pussy

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iSitt 0

was he a republican senator ?

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imsosleepy 9

Just stuff the cracks with toilet paper.

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tweetbaby14 18

you should've put your butt up to the crack where his eye is and pooped.

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sheribb 5

that is beyond wrong WTF is happening to people!! >:|

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omfgrofl1337 0

51 just made my day

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notsocrazee 0

JAMAICA MON!!!!!!!

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tdub10 2

Thts a poopy tom instead of a peeping tom. Lmao

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SamJerkinGirkins 0

Ok, that was a lame comment but it made me laugh really loudly. xD

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MaCOOLiT 5

pooping tom would have been more clever.

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ILovesMahBridge 0

If OP is under the age of 18 yeah... And is anybody else annoyed about how openly words like "pedo" and "rape" are used? Today the words appearently have different meanings than they did when i was a kid.

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FFML_314 11

I'm curious about this as well.

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Biancaisbizarre 0

I think #42 means that they're used wrongly, jokingly and too commonly nowadays. Some examples . . • #7 called the creeper a pedophile, but he didn't know the man or the Op's age. • A lot of people scream out the word rape in public as if it's a joke. • Some people confuse the words rapist, pedophile, creeper, etc. with each other; thus using them wrong.

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FFML_314 11

I think people have been doing that for a long time. I don't think that's a new development.

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Biancaisbizarre 0

Eh, maybe, maybe not.

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FFML_314 11

People have more of an opportunity for more people to see it, that's all. I know plenty of people that are older that will say it was pretty common in their day.

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Biancaisbizarre 0

It was pretty common to wrongly or jokingly use those words in their day? If so, I think that's really sad. I feel like those words aren't as serious as they're meant to be anymore. In my opinion, words like that shouldn't be used jokingly, and most people should know exactly what they mean.

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FFML_314 11

Agreed. People are ignorant.

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fspencerb 1

actually, standing for a minute looking at someone through the crack of a bathroom stall can be considered a felony.

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Sharpie23 7

I would start jacking off and bust one through the crack into his eye hahahah

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jinxthejinx 0

I'm sure that exactly what the guy was looking for.

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ibladesi 0

He probably wasn't looking at your eyes. Did you acknowledge this weirdness with a strange, puzzled look back at him? or is that not proper manners when eye gazing through the glory hole? lets face facts, you were hogging the glory hole and he was getting impatient. rude, very rude.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Accidentally making eye contact with someone at inopportune moments is awkward to the max.

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MissGrinch 4

-accidentally makes eye contact with you-

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FFML_314 11

Is it awkward to stare incessantly?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#37 I guess it depends on whether or not the incessant staring is wanted... :P

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FFML_314 11

Well, is it? I've been staring at you for awhile now.

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FFML_314 11

I'm going to take that as a yes! Muahaha!

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FFML_314 11

OK! Anyone else want to stare at me, while staring at nerds? If you stare long enough, we'll take off our.......shoes!

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FFML_314 11

I know. That's why I want to take them off. My feet are getting sweaty! I bet you're getting really hot and bothered now, aren't you?

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Phustercluck 11

Will you do it slowly...and make it sexy.

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FFML_314 11

Is there a way to take your shoe off sexy?

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CitrusGirl 0

22, you're really pretty and I swear I have that same shirt. Just thought I'd let you know :)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Whoa! I love how this whole conversation took place while I was obliviously and blissfully asleep. Haha. :P FFML_314, you can stare at me as long as you'd like! Although I don't mean that in a creepy way...I think. Thanks, CitrusGirl! :D It's actually a dress...

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tdub10 2

You shld've started flingin shit at him

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