Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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aFieryFairytale 2
1-800-Restraining-Order. FYL, indeed.
theneatoburrito 8
You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.
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Comments (127)
Fmlsea 28
that is when you delete it and then hand it back and act like you had put it in haha or just stick a fake number in there.
BlondeForever101 6
That happens if he syncs his phone with Facebook.Especially if your his friend or follower on twitter or facebook.
SarahBearah1995 11
Maybe he has that thing where Facebook syncs your contacts. :) Don't worry too much, OP. Whoops! Saw that like twenty people already said the same thing. Sorry !!
umkcool 0
Facebook friends? Sometimes it automatically downloads...
shutterbug_brit 1
If you have him on fb it may have just automatically synced.. It does that!
conormaynard 0
Well first of all u said that there was a picture was the picture of u poseing or walking because if u were walking then he Is a stocker because he took the picture well u did not no but if ur standing there maybe u no him and just forget who he was but eather way that is soo creepy
solosohigh 15
you poor ignorant soul, some grammar nazi is preying on you, just waiting to attack.
unknown_user5566 27
97- I thought about correcting it, but then I decided it's simply a lost cause.
False_Stupidity 42
I might be up to the challenge here... Well first of all, was the picture a picture of you posing or walking? Because if you were walking then he Is a stalker because he took the picture when you did not know, but if you're standing there then maybe you know him and just forgot who he was. Either way that is so creepy. ... I think that's about it, much more readable
yupitssoph 18
Facebook sometimes adds people automatically
OhDearBetrayal 25
In that case, OP is Dory reincarnated.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
If he has a smart phone and they are by any chance facebook friends, and she has her number attached to her account, then it would be there, as her profile picture as a contact. Possibly...:)
freakinbox 2
At least on android if you have someone on facebook and you sync your contacts that would happen. Hell with facebook lately it's been adding friends of friends, or friends of friends of friends, or people you don't even know without asking for your permission.