Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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aFieryFairytale 2
1-800-Restraining-Order. FYL, indeed.
theneatoburrito 8
You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.
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Comments (127)
will2296 6
Or he has a smart phone, and it's connected to Facebook with her number posted..?
MDTeddy 13
I am sure he isn't a stalker and just likes you a lot Op and needs to see your face all the time.
dakotahulsey 15
he probably just had his facebook synced to his phone. quit jumping to conclusions.
OncomingStorm 4
You probably just had him added on face book, and he has an android.
Big_lama6 7
some phones have apps where it automatically pulls your info.from Facebook. perhaps that was the case?
DevilBoi69x 0
Your phone number must be associated with your Facebook account. Most likely his phone is connected to Facebook too and it saves him the trouble of having to enter your name with the phone number
djgoreo 12
His phone's probably just synced to Facebook. If you're not Facebook friends with him, then...run...
Thanatoslives 7
Do, you know the guy on facebook? Most smart phones integrate contacts.
Brilliant66star 17
This is why I take the guy's number when he asks for mine, instead of just typing mine into some stranger's phone... However, I have a feeling the 'creep-out' alone has taught you the lesson, lol.
Leftspoke 6
If your friends with him on Facebook, all of your info links to Android phones.