Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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aFieryFairytale 2
1-800-Restraining-Order. FYL, indeed.
theneatoburrito 8
You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.
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Comments (127)
Exzarbloch 4
Or perhaps you simply forgot to set your Facebook privacy settings, and he has you as a contact without realizing it, that's happened to me before.
chinuplove 4
Some phones are linked to their facebooks, if he has you as a friend and your number is on your Facebook, when you put it in his phone it would come up with your name and one of your photos from Facebook.
DeVaughnS 5
If he has an android and your Facebook friends then your info would pop up if you have it on their
MakeBelieve1994 7
Well if you were gonna give him your number he must have been hot enough, I'd let him keep it lol
conormaynard 0
Well just cause someone's hot doesn't mean there not a staker anyone can be a staker hot or not
MakeBelieve1994 7
Obviously, but still she was gonna give him the number anyways
crazy4uboi 6
Maybe a friend suggested. Him to you ... Or hes a friend on facebook with some phones if you type information in and your friends on facebook it shows up...
crazy4uboi 6
Or you could have been both drunk when you first met and so neither of you remember it...
Justin0481 5
Orrr with technology now, he has a smart phone and on mine ill be entering information and it gives me suggestions with photos from friends and suggested friends on facebook. Just a possibility.
Bitchplease6996 0
He could have gotten it off of facebook if he synced the contacts
cathy34_fml 1
Or it could be that you might be friends with him on Facebook and if he has a smart phone it will automatically download all his friends on Facebook phone numbers and information
dredre08 0
Yea that's a tad bit weird!!