Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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Top comments
aFieryFairytale 2
1-800-Restraining-Order. FYL, indeed.
theneatoburrito 8
You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.
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Comments (127)
a563 3
Why are you giving your number out? Based on your username, you can't be older than 12.
unknown_user5566 27
Very true!
unknown_user5566 27
Gah, sorry for the lame comment above this one. I responded thinking the username on this FML was the the babyeater one... I'm just going to go visit www.fail.com, now, farewell!
eggmarie 25
Not true. It's a sad, sad truth, but some teenage girl like him too
ceejay_williams 1
Win #1 ! But OP , thts SUPER creepy ..
A7X_LoVeee 10
Wow that's really creepy. I hope you deleted the info that was already in there!
DarkHelmet 10
Well if you were giving him your number before you knew keep it going. See how far the rabbit hole goes
chefkobel 0
Maybe he synchs his fb with his phone maybe?
askicewicz 2
That happened to me!!!
unknown_user5566 27
Aw, OP, look at you thinking you're hot enough for a stalker. How cute. ;) But really, if you've never met him before, that is pretty weird. If you have him as a friend on Facebook, it's likely his phone automatically syncs contacts from his friends list. Either way, you were willing to give him your number in the first place, so may as well see if he's a cool guy.
hama806 19
Exactly my line of thinking. Why is OP bitching about this when she was ready, willing and able to enter her phone number in his mobile phone? She must have liked him at least a little. Paranoid much?
jayfreeman80 0
Good - you now have a face to put to your stalker & it should be easier to identify him/her to the authorities. So - what exactly is your issue? I'm confused!!! Do you actually like being stalked & prefer to pretend you are a victim? Take action or own up to what you REALLY enjoy!! LMFAO
bmxgirl222 0
You are probably Facebook friends and prob have your number on Facebook. So If he has a smart phone and you are his friend then the info is automatically added into his contacts, thus not that creepy
ktizzley2k 8
My phone does that because I have it synced with facebook.