Today, my daughter admitted she struggles to keep a boyfriend because as soon as she shares with them her kink of fucking guys with strap-ons and occasionally inserting other items into them, they flee. As a father, this was way more info about my daughter's sex life than I can handle. FML
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Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
Today, my daughter turned up at my house because her boyfriend kicked her out. I rang him and it turns out his love and affection and even the time he spent getting to know her kids wasn’t enough for her, my daughter just had to throw it all away by sucking her coworker's dick in her boyfriend's bed. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my 20 year-old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back into the house, screaming, "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML
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thatkorean 5
While I get that it’s weird. I also kind of see this as a parenting win. Because she feels like she can come to you about anything and not be judged. Which is what most kids dream of.
BurnInDemonFire 35
Simple solution: date bi dudes who bottom.
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thatkorean 5
While I get that it’s weird. I also kind of see this as a parenting win. Because she feels like she can come to you about anything and not be judged. Which is what most kids dream of.
kfchicken 31
big fax
RichardPencil 30
That's odd, most women say they don't like assholes. I'd think your daughter would have her pick.
sarsuela 29
And how many straight dudes want to get ****** in the ass? I'd say she doesn't have her pick.
RichardPencil 30
Even if it is 0.1%, that means there are a few million dudes who like getting pegged.
BurnInDemonFire 35
Simple solution: date bi dudes who bottom.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
I get this is uncomfortable for you as a parent, but take the opportunity to teach her to safely pursue a kink like this. you can save her from some real serious issues. she could go to a forum such as reddit to learn how to be more respectful towards a partner and his feelings, and how to find a man who is interested in a relationship like that. many are.
Wadlaen 23
As a single man and possible boyfriend for women, I gotta admit this is the kind of things that would make me flee a relationship as well...
jessgio1979 5
I get how the strap on up the ass is weird to them. much less other things. . I couldn't use a strap on personally. too worried about pain for the guy and it wouldn't turn me on. but many guys will ask the girlfriend to let him give her anal sex. a lot of guys aren't used to the idea of receiving anal sex than giving. I do get how they feel.
Gemfez 16
There’s a perfect person out there for everyone. Some young guy can’t wait to meet a girl like your daughter. And props from me for having a great relationship with your daughter too.
Brightside86 30
Oddly enough if that's the worst part of the relationship her boyfriends could still have chosen far worse.