What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
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DocBastard 38

The microwave was asking for it! Did you hear that tone it used when it beeped? It's lucky your father didn't give it the beating it deserved. Stupid ******* smug appliances.

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Kinoster 20

Are you sure he was drunk? I'm always up for an argument with inanimate objects.

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sens3sfailing 24

31- it was meant to be funny and I it was funny to me at 5:30 in the morning because I couldnt fall asleep. I should have known better and not taken it so far. sorry, I agree that that was a quite terrible attempt at a joke. I shall accept my rotten tomatoes with dignity!

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desoto96 9

Sens3sfailing has just been getting no love recently.

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SenselessPattern 12

There was an FML just like this one less than a year ago. Anybody else remember it? I think it was a microwave that the dad was arguing with as well...

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doglover100 28

Which half was dressed?

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happyvocal 1

|Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad Please don't be a creeper FML.. |drunkenly arguing with the microwave *sigh of relief*

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Lilithslabyrinth 0

Lol like a boss!

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