What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
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DocBastard 38

The microwave was asking for it! Did you hear that tone it used when it beeped? It's lucky your father didn't give it the beating it deserved. Stupid ******* smug appliances.

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Kinoster 20

Are you sure he was drunk? I'm always up for an argument with inanimate objects.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

24- Was that meant to be funny?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Don't judge him, op. I'm sure plenty of people have been in heated arguments with a pretentious microwave. Is it one of those newfangled microwaves with the convection ovens? Total dicks.

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annie_nk 22

Microwaves are jerks. They never cook my hot pockets all the way through the lazy bastards.

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StanSmith2013 26

Let that be a lesson to you kids, don't ever lend money to the microwave before you go out drinking as when you get back, it will steal your clothes!

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iOceanus 18

30) It probably was. You win some, you lose some.

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AlexRen 21

The microwave is a smug appliance. It heat up things faster then the oven and toaster. The microwave had it coming.

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perdix 29

I hate the term half-naked. Did you see his junk or not? He could be wearing a thong and nothing else and be 98% naked, but it only crosses the line into being naked if gentials are exposed.

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WhyCantIDoRight 5

Either half-naked or half-dressed.

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