Sex and Intimacy: Wandering

Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 11 121

Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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You deserved it 5 182

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 326

Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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You deserved it 9 067

By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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You deserved it 10 610

By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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You deserved it 5 698

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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You deserved it 4 024

Georgia2016 15

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:03

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...

persephone217 24

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:04

looks like you found your sweet spot =]

Comments

rustybucket 24

Sunday 2 October 2016 18:58

I mean who wouldn't ****** to the thought of that?

CamIsTheMan 10

Sunday 2 October 2016 19:23

I hate this could've happened option I would say ydi

Omnytrx 3

Sunday 2 October 2016 19:39

Who DOESN'T ****** when thinking about donuts??

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 2 October 2016 19:45

I just Krispy Kremed.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Sunday 2 October 2016 20:06

I didn't even know there was Krispy Kreme in Australia. The more you know.

Beckpatton 13

Monday 3 October 2016 11:19

check out 7/11 or thrir website as there are still some stores around (there were more but they went bust, hence the merger with 7/11).. or you can have them delivered!