Today, my neighbour's kitten got run over, so I bought her chocolate as comfort food. When I gave it to her she joked, "Now I'm going to get fat." It was at that moment that my brain stepped out and my mouth took over and I heard myself say, "You deserve it!" FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
How's that foot taste, chief? Might wanna keep it in there for a while.
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RichardPencil
| 29
How come the voting is not unanimously “You deserved it?”
That’s literally the punch line to this story!
That’s literally the punch line to this story!
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Shabnam Moghal
| 14
GET. OUT.
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ScarletteEve
| 33
I hope you managed to stutter out a "The chocolate! For comforting! Not getting fat! I'm sorry!" before running away.
That’s literally the punch line to this story!