FML : Today, my neighbour's kitten got run over, so I bought her chocolate as comfort food. When I gave it to her she joked, "Now I'm going to get fat." It was...

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Today, my neighbour's kitten got run over, so I bought her chocolate as comfort food. When I gave it to her she joked, "Now I'm going to get fat." It was at that moment that my brain stepped out and my mouth took over and I heard myself say, "You deserve it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 September 2018 13:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 26

#7693907 - Saturday 15 September 2018 17:16

How come the voting is not unanimously “You deserved it?”

That’s literally the punch line to this story!

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7689454 - Friday 7 September 2018 23:49

How's that foot taste, chief? Might wanna keep it in there for a while.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7689454 - Friday 7 September 2018 23:49

How's that foot taste, chief? Might wanna keep it in there for a while.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7693907 - Saturday 15 September 2018 17:16

How come the voting is not unanimously “You deserved it?”

That’s literally the punch line to this story!

By Shabnam Moghal | 14

#7693979 - Saturday 15 September 2018 21:11

GET. OUT.

By ScarletteEve | 33

#7694148 - Sunday 16 September 2018 7:37

I hope you managed to stutter out a "The chocolate! For comforting! Not getting fat! I'm sorry!" before running away.

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