By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 13:00

Today, my neighbour's kitten got run over, so I bought her chocolate as comfort food. When I gave it to her she joked, "Now I'm going to get fat." It was at that moment that my brain stepped out and my mouth took over and I heard myself say, "You deserve it!" FML
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How come the voting is not unanimously “You deserved it?” That’s literally the punch line to this story!

How's that foot taste, chief? Might wanna keep it in there for a while.

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How's that foot taste, chief? Might wanna keep it in there for a while.

How come the voting is not unanimously “You deserved it?” That’s literally the punch line to this story!

I hope you managed to stutter out a "The chocolate! For comforting! Not getting fat! I'm sorry!" before running away.