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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 13:00
Today, my neighbour's kitten got run over, so I bought her chocolate as comfort food. When I gave it to her she joked, "Now I'm going to get fat." It was at that moment that my brain stepped out and my mouth took over and I heard myself say, "You deserve it!" FML
How come the voting is not unanimously “You deserved it?” That’s literally the punch line to this story!
How's that foot taste, chief? Might wanna keep it in there for a while.