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Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her period, and the next five nights I had painful welts on my tip from the mess in my swim shorts. Ten days later, no sex. FML

By ouchy - / Saturday 15 September 2018 13:30 / New Zealand - Nelson
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By  INDYSTRUCTABLE  |  41

I was literally over here thinking so hard about what "mess" you couldve possibly had in your pants to irritate your penis. sand perhaps? menstrual blood? ... then I realized you probably meant mesh.

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  PenguinPal3017  |  15

I never would have figured this out on my own. Thank you.

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Dudes circumcised, the mesh (autocorrect) from swim trunks apparently were too tight on his penis head and irritated it causing welts? Perhaps an allergic reaction instead? Either way, sucks for him.

By  INDYSTRUCTABLE  |  41

I was literally over here thinking so hard about what "mess" you couldve possibly had in your pants to irritate your penis. sand perhaps? menstrual blood? ... then I realized you probably meant mesh.

By  nubs  |  22

Well maybe it will be much nicer sex once you finally can do it again? So it’s not all bad. 😅

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