FML : Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her...

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Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her period, and the next five nights I had painful welts on my tip from the mess in my swim shorts. Ten days later, no sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ouchy - / Saturday 15 September 2018 13:30 / New Zealand - Nelson

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By julfunky | 26

#7693688 - Saturday 15 September 2018 3:41

Dear God, I hope you meant “the mesh” because otherwise... *shudders*

By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7693709 - Saturday 15 September 2018 4:29

I was literally over here thinking so hard about what "mess" you couldve possibly had in your pants to irritate your penis. sand perhaps? menstrual blood? ... then I realized you probably meant mesh.

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By julfunky | 26

#7693688 - Saturday 15 September 2018 3:41

Dear God, I hope you meant “the mesh” because otherwise... *shudders*

PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7693769 - Saturday 15 September 2018 8:40

I never would have figured this out on my own. Thank you.

By wrenthecat | 13

#7693696 - Saturday 15 September 2018 3:50

what???? I don't get it

DarkAngelsBlade | 19

#7694467 - Monday 17 September 2018 0:28

Dudes circumcised, the mesh (autocorrect) from swim trunks apparently were too tight on his penis head and irritated it causing welts? Perhaps an allergic reaction instead? Either way, sucks for him.

By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7693709 - Saturday 15 September 2018 4:29

I was literally over here thinking so hard about what "mess" you couldve possibly had in your pants to irritate your penis. sand perhaps? menstrual blood? ... then I realized you probably meant mesh.