Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
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TomasT 0
Well, you could be in jail for manslaughter by now... Anger management FTW. Revenge is a dish served cold.
Emrysa 1
Wow, I wonder why he broke up with you. Cheaters suck, but you're insane. Karma baby.
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Comments (119)
punisher113 0
lol ydi big time!! a plant from two stories is a. little drastic
StillFly07 0
karmas a bitch. YDI
JoeMamas 0
I hope he presses charges against you for assault, beotch!
JoeMamas 0
make that Agg. Ass. ;)
Thisbe_fml 0
If he's that much of an asshole, he's not worth going to jail over. So for your sake, OP, stop throwing shit at your exes!
pfunk129 1
mmmm...got anger issues?
QueenOfStars 0
aww that's too bad. it would be funny if u hit him. I wouldve been like YES! he deserves it lol!
Batman4890 0
wow that's waaaaay to far.. That could kill him if it's as big as you say
ColdGold 6
Good thing you missed him. Behaviors seen in movies, like burning stuff, wreaking cars, hitting aren't good for daily life, but for jail. Be glad you aren't in jail.
someguy945 0
You're lucky it didn't hit him.
kyonichii 4
It entertains me how everyone loves to attempt to own Snickerdoodles, but then end up getting owned themselves.