Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
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TomasT 0
Well, you could be in jail for manslaughter by now... Anger management FTW. Revenge is a dish served cold.
Emrysa 1
Wow, I wonder why he broke up with you. Cheaters suck, but you're insane. Karma baby.
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Comments (119)
KurouTenshi 0
YDI for being an angry psycho bitch. it's clear now why he left you -_-
sesp61289 0
hmm wonder why he left you... I mean really he's not even worth injuring, you should be happy to get rid of a cheater! unless you were just always psycho...YDI
Flamp1 0
YDI because at least he confessed to you, you didn't have to find out the hard way
counterfit 10
Because the proper response to someone breaking up with you is violence ans destruction of property. YfuckingDI
venvargie 0
I don't see why the hell you got pissed. Least he came out and told you he was cheating on you. I would rather be told then find out some other way. And that's what you get for losing your freakin' temper and throwing a plant at the dude. Karma is a bitch, isn't it? (:
peskoly 0
ydi for having terrible aim
swagga0n1oo 0
You deserve it for leaving the kitchen. lol
lettertjes 0
YDI for trying to kill him. If the plant was so heavy that it could break your car, it also could have broken his skull.
keiran215 1
You should be glad you hit your car instead (though hitting the sidewalk might have been best). If you hit your ex, at best you'd be facing assault charges, at worst homicide/manslaughter. The human skull is not quite as tough as television would have you believe.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Technically, an assault charge could be brought against her now.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
I find it interesting, OP, that you would confess to attempted murder (which is a felony, by the way) on such a public website. On a completely unrelated note, what police precinct do you live in? (And yes, Grammar Nazis, I know I ended a sentence with a preposition. Eat it.)
Ultimate_Cynic 0
So eat it! XD
luvmygirl65 0
Tango Whiskey Sierra Sierra
unpossible 26
NOM, NOM, NOM. Prepositions are tasty! I particularly like "in": "but", not so much.