Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom is threatening to disinherit me because I won’t have a baby. I have three siblings who between them have seven kids for her to obsess over, yet she calls at least once a week and always tries to convince me to get pregnant. Fuck off mom. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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Top comments
RLG4 20
Your mom sounds like a great role model. *sarcasm* Don't feel bad, OP, my grandma gives me a tough time for wanting to finish school before starting a family.
mkymouse90 17
I know. . I'm not your mom but I'm proud of you!
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Comments (167)
annie_nk 23
She needs to look up the meaning of immoral. She's also far too grand baby hungry.
baseballdude1283 18
Just know that you will be the successful one; sacrifices now will turn out better for the future
Narttu 20
Success is different for everybody though. A woman who has always wanted nothing else than to start a family young will be successful after having 3 children before she turns 30. And she may not see a businesswoman as successful at all. All very personal.
luckyone365 7
17 and 33 obviously work at McDonald's
NagainaFier 16
Well that's a shitty thing to say, 51. They're right anyway; happiness and success are solely subject to each individual. What works for one doesn't necessarily work someone else.
Llama_Face89 34
51- My uncle is the president of a branch of Capgemini and he isn't the happiest man in the world. Your comment is entirely irrational.
JAKASS200 5
Atleast now you can spend all the money on things you want, and not on a baby or a girlfriend :)
Llama_Face89 34
OP is female,
Ins0mau 20
I guess females can have girlfriends too.
stupidity99 16
That doesn't mean anything... She could be lesbian, bisexual, etc.
str1kepa1n 16
Some people just have their standards backwards.
cakeandfilm 13
Just prove your case in ten years when your sister's in a trailer park and you're actually successful.
olpally 33
Your mom raised a **** and then she raised you, the smart one. Good for you op. Your mom is an idiot.
cosicosei 22
Start another "teen mom" show... There's not enough of those...
myind_yabiness 13
It's good you have higher expectations, and dreams for yourself. You're something more than being that chick who was on the Maury show.
Ghost308 11
Your mom needs to take a step back and look at what the hell is happening!!!
jok3rjizzle 6
Mommy musta been a hoe ha