Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom is threatening to disinherit me because I won’t have a baby. I have three siblings who between them have seven kids for her to obsess over, yet she calls at least once a week and always tries to convince me to get pregnant. Fuck off mom. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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Top comments
RLG4 20
Your mom sounds like a great role model. *sarcasm* Don't feel bad, OP, my grandma gives me a tough time for wanting to finish school before starting a family.
mkymouse90 17
I know. . I'm not your mom but I'm proud of you!
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Comments (167)
kellyem2 20
That is pretty messed up. Don't cave into that kind of thing. You're a hell of a lot better off without that kind of nonsense.
catnipthief 6
Welcome to the future, take a seat and start worrying about the future
blackrose3033 4
You know what really worries me? So many opted to pick 'You Deserve it'
Blink_me26 21
That just doesn't make sense.
alex_gen 39
Your mom is thinking about the MTV benefits.
II_IBILL_I 7
Your mom must be a rare breed in stupid OP. She shouldn't be pressuring you to have a family,
ErinBaby33 6
You should beat the sh*t out of your sister for being such a *****
alexbrooke 14
I graduated college and was 27 before starting my family. I was the "black sheep" kudos to you!
ahh_rats 15
Someone needs to get laid
VanillaButterfly 14
I know how you feel OP. My mom told me yesterday that she's ready for grandchildren. I'm 16.