Today, after finishing work and collecting my bag from my locker, I yawned as my manager came to ask me a question. She yelled at me for yawning. She then told others that I have a chronic yawning problem at work and need medical intervention. I can't even yawn once after a long tiring day on my own time. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML
Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML
Today, I've been yawning every few minutes. Which would be fine, except every couple of yawns my jaw dislocates, and I have to put it back in place. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch, laughing the whole time. It’s driving me crazy. Only 8 more weeks. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
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Magnit0 9
am more interested in what was your reaction?, in my company the GM had made a silly comment like that to one of the middle management members and to tell you his reply was so careless and sarcastic that he turned the joke on the GM and we still laugh about it till today.
bound101 7
me too
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Magnit0 9
am more interested in what was your reaction?, in my company the GM had made a silly comment like that to one of the middle management members and to tell you his reply was so careless and sarcastic that he turned the joke on the GM and we still laugh about it till today.
raven_of_azarath 34
This post made me yawn, simply because I can’t read, hear, or think the word without feeling the need to do it.
bound101 7
me too