FML : Today, I've been yawning every few minutes. Which would be fine, except every couple of yawns my jaw dislocates, and I have to put it back in place. FML

Today, I've been yawning every few minutes. Which would be fine, except every couple of yawns my jaw dislocates, and I have to put it back in place. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 May 2017 16:00 /

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7455759 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 17:08

Human snake!!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7455739 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 16:32

That could come in handy if you wanted to eat a cantaloupe whole.

Send pics!

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By Mortimer14 | 8

#7449608 - Friday 5 May 2017 15:45

Vitamin B12 will help with that. Drink plenty of water too.

By Winchesterbride | 9

#7455730 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 16:23

if you shouldn't have already, you should go see a doctor if he could help you maybe.

mitolit | 12

#7456323 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 16:57

Incoherent, very, much confusion.

By dudebmxer | 12

#7455737 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 16:31

Same shit happens to me

By RichardPencil | 25

#7455739 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 16:32

That could come in handy if you wanted to eat a cantaloupe whole.

Send pics!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7455759 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 17:08

Human snake!!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7455784 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 18:15

I could be wrong but this sounds like TMJ dislocation.

By TheWhiteDragon | 8

#7455799 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 18:56

I've always wondered: how exactly does one relocate their jaw?

evilplatypus | 36

#7455892 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 21:31

I always had to roll it back and forth, sometimes pushing/massaging with my hands as well.

By Zufallian | 34

#7455855 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 20:45

Mine does this. It'll pop out and in as I yawn and it hurts.

By evilplatypus | 36

#7455890 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 21:30

Been there! TMJ?

By UOFreak07 | 7

#7455977 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 0:09

Try getting some sleep...

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