Today, I've been yawning every few minutes. Which would be fine, except every couple of yawns my jaw dislocates, and I have to put it back in place. FML
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Today, I yawned and broke a front tooth. Yes, you read that correctly. I did a big yawn, my jaw suddenly hurt, I felt something crack and half my tooth fell into my lasagna. FML
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Today, after finishing work and collecting my bag from my locker, I yawned as my manager came to ask me a question. She yelled at me for yawning. She then told others that I have a chronic yawning problem at work and need medical intervention. I can't even yawn once after a long tiring day on my own time. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
Today, I was violently sick. There was so much vomit forcing itself out that I dislocated my jaw. I continued throwing up with a dislocated jaw for an hour or so. FML
Today, I learned that one of the reasons I may be getting migraines every day is because I subconsciously clench my jaw a lot due to stress. To try and have it hurt less, I’ve gone back to wearing my plastic retainer during the day, but it makes my gag reflux act up. FML
Today, I unthinkingly did something dangerous and now I have a painful kink in my neck. What dangerous thing did I do? I yawned. Twice. FML
Today, I woke up to the most excruciating pain in my jaw. No dentist that takes my insurance has any openings, and the one doctor I can see to get antibiotics isn’t in. FML
Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17
Human snake!!
RichardPencil 30
That could come in handy if you wanted to eat a cantaloupe whole. Send pics!
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Comments (16)
Mortimer14 9
Vitamin B12 will help with that. Drink plenty of water too.
Winchesterbride 9
if you shouldn't have already, you should go see a doctor if he could help you maybe.
mitolit 12
Incoherent, very, much confusion.
dudebmxer 12
Same shit happens to me
RichardPencil 30
That could come in handy if you wanted to eat a cantaloupe whole. Send pics!
Lobby_Bee 17
Human snake!!
Glowworm56 26
I could be wrong but this sounds like TMJ dislocation.
TheWhiteDragon 8
I've always wondered: how exactly does one relocate their jaw?
evilplatypus 38
I always had to roll it back and forth, sometimes pushing/massaging with my hands as well.
evilplatypus 38
Been there! TMJ?
UOFreak07 8
Try getting some sleep...
Little Richard 11
Use to have the same prob. Any time you open your mouth, to yawn, or anything, touch and hold your tongue to the roof of you're mouth. It limits how far you open your jaw, and keeps it straight.