FML : Today, I realized my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch,...

Today, I realized my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch, laughing the whole time. it’s driving me crazy, only 8 more weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 17 February 2019 12:00 /

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By melisssa87 | 30

#7770355 - Sunday 17 February 2019 13:56

Why not pretend you are going deaf? And when the coworker asks what about a hearing aid? You go am I fearing AIDS? sure but who isn’t

By RichardPencil | 27

#7770347 - Sunday 17 February 2019 13:32

Someone who comments at every possible opportunity?

I didn’t know such people existed.

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By chyiochan | 28

#7770329 - Sunday 17 February 2019 12:56

It's like you're living in your own narrated RPG!

By davidfong | 14

#7770331 - Sunday 17 February 2019 13:03

He writing a work biography on you

By RichardPencil | 27

#7770347 - Sunday 17 February 2019 13:32

Someone who comments at every possible opportunity?

I didn’t know such people existed.

By melisssa87 | 30

#7770355 - Sunday 17 February 2019 13:56

Why not pretend you are going deaf? And when the coworker asks what about a hearing aid? You go am I fearing AIDS? sure but who isn’t

RichardPencil | 27

#7770398 - Sunday 17 February 2019 15:48

Bob

By darkshadus | 10

#7770378 - Sunday 17 February 2019 15:00

Here is an even better idea everytime they make a comment say the countdown until they are gone, ie: "Only X days, X hours , Xminutes

By kieralumina | 30

#7770388 - Sunday 17 February 2019 15:35

This is one of those "Act your age, not your shoe size" kind of situations.

By KaD6 | 18

#7770415 - Sunday 17 February 2019 16:27

I would make a remark about her making a remark, every time. I'd bet she doesn't even realize she's doing it and would knock it off real fast.

By iceberg | 10

#7770422 - Sunday 17 February 2019 16:39

Wouldn't surprise me if this person ends up being hired for longer

By PhoenixChick | 25

#7770534 - Sunday 17 February 2019 22:25

I had the same thing when I was a temp. Is your coworker named Doug?

By Sinshine | 25

#7770677 - Monday 18 February 2019 8:25

Have you tried simply telling them that the constant commenting is annoying?

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