Anonymous
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Angry and Confused
Reno, United States
Oddly specific
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
doblex
United States
Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
rachel
United States
Thanks!
Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should, "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Top comments
foxytheologian 33
Well, at least you won't miss anything they stole from you since you probably forgot you had it in the first place.
C8H18 33
This is what is know as a "wake up call." Clean your apartment once in a while.
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
Your mess probably slowed down the burglars somewhat. Or, at least, made them laugh.
Iwannarock1 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What a stupid comment.
arandomperson97 19
Just go with it, OP.
C8H18 33
This is what is know as a "wake up call." Clean your apartment once in a while.
species4872 20
They were looking for that pizza from 1998.
foxytheologian 33
Well, at least you won't miss anything they stole from you since you probably forgot you had it in the first place.
ka1207 2
Well take it as a wake up call to clean up.
JasonTheReal 2
as a college student I really understand how you feel. my dorm is like a pigsty.
WeirdUS 30
Your place literally looks like a crime scene here's your sign to start cleaning.
kitsuneluvuh 12
Lol that happened to my parents before they had me. Their apartment was robbed, and they had to explain that no, it wasn't ransacked, it's normally that messy...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Good news you probably frustrated the hell out of them which made them limit what they took. If you have trouble finding stuff so does the thief.