Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Uncanny

Uncanny

By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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You deserved it 68 725

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By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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You deserved it 6 454

By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 18 359

Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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You deserved it 48 693

ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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You deserved it 709

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Can't talk right now

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

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You deserved it 659

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 854

By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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You deserved it 86 676

Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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You deserved it 182

omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

djspazy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

Comments

appleworker 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:58

@50 Why does it matter what age he is having sex at? I am sure you had sex when you were young. While I don't think it is a good idea for 14-year-old kids to have sex I think it is a decision they have to make. That is about the age you START making decisions because your parents don't have full control over your life anymore. I got caught doing the same thing, but my parents just asked me to keep it down. It was kind of funny because I have really cool parents. I do live on my own (about 2600 miles away from my parents), but I was home during the holidays visiting.

Frnnkdlxx 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:37

good for you. you made her moan. i'm sure your mothers proud

Lucicx0 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:40

o daaamn, mad awk.

kagome_eb 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:53

hahaha eww your mother sounds like her! LMAO aww poor you now you can never do it with your girl cause you will be reminded of it

Froghop 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:01

tell her your gf has sleep apnea or epilepsy and then your mom would have looked like a big retard

fcuk_mylife 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:08

your mom sounds ******* weird.

comeback_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:08

maybe it WAS your mom last night.... that is hot!!

arieanacrust 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:13

lmfao at #12

FuzzMonkey09 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:39

Do you need ear bleach?

hopelessavenger 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:51

it is a persons choice to have sex at whatever age so people who preach otherwise need to keep it to themselves. that being said a person could be 17 or 18 and still be in high school. i feel that that most people would agree that that is an age at which you can make your own decisions on sex and you are still living at home so there is no reason that depending on this persons age that they should have their own place.