Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML
Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
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Top comments
TypicalSenpai 14
This actually makes things a lot easier; at least now everyone knows she's a huge bitch. :^)
Welshite 40
Good. The best way to treat those who are inconsiderate and insulting is to simply ignore them. They don't get the satisfaction of creating a scene or receiving the attention they so desperately desire.
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Comments (93)
amileah13 26
Wtf is her issue? It's your wedding day and she's got the nerve to insult you on your special day? Geez
EarlFug 19
Buy her a budgie to fill that empty nest
pl0xs3rver 45
That's one I've never heard before. I like that one. I"m gonna use it
EclipseCandy6 24
That kind of behaviour is unacceptable. Stand your ground OP don't ever let her walk all over you like that.
CyberSeeker 20
what a fun time you will have together
420west 4
your n tha family now, your allowed to punch family...
chrisbee223 6
wow. counting the days til she dies?
MandieL 27
That is actually not a very nice thing to say or think, regardless of OP's relationship with her MIL. How will her new husband feel when his mom passes away? My MIL was a pain in all of our butts but it was still extremely upsetting when she passed away at 43 years old. She may be a bitch, but there are people she loves and people that love her. She is still a person, and her being a bitch does not justify wishing her dead.
VeganVampyre 27
You don't actually know that she does have people who love her. If she's that much of a rude, miserable bitch to everyone all the time, then it is entirely possible that no one loves her. Although I definitely agree that that's not a good reason for wishing someone dead. I might wish not to have to deal with her on a regular basis, but dead is extreme.
MandieL 27
She was invited to the wedding, if she was a miserable old coot that no one loved, she wouldn't have been. (Namely her son) it sounds to me that she is jealous of the new wife for "stealing her son". My MIL actually said this to me a couple years into out relationship. She was a miserable old coot (well not old) but she was still loved.
failedgamer01 20
I feel like that happens a lot with mother in laws. Like I bet with my luck it will happen to me too, because every mother is probably jealous that her kid has another favorite lady in their life. :-/
Angelrose2004 17
Nah, not necessarily. I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. My husband and I always joke around that if we were to split, he would be the one to be disowned. She was actually relieved when we got married, cuz it meant him moving out! (seriously)
RedPillSucks 33
not sure why the down voted. many people do have good relationships with their mother-in-laws. its just that the people who don't make sure everybody knows about it.
thecrazymancan 17
How do you know that everyone heard her?
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Should've muttered back "Bitch" while you walked back down the aisle
LoZelda123 20
ouch...enjoy your monster in law ^^;;