Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML
Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
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Top comments
TypicalSenpai 14
This actually makes things a lot easier; at least now everyone knows she's a huge bitch. :^)
Welshite 40
Good. The best way to treat those who are inconsiderate and insulting is to simply ignore them. They don't get the satisfaction of creating a scene or receiving the attention they so desperately desire.
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Comments (93)
sttylerx7 18
First!
Ihavegas 22
and so it begins...
meowimmakat 23
Welcome to the family
TypicalSenpai 14
This actually makes things a lot easier; at least now everyone knows she's a huge bitch. :^)
sorainu 18
Valid point, but it's actually more of an FML for the op and a YDI for the mother-in-law
TypicalSenpai 14
Yeah that's what I meant, but I guess I wasn't careful in wording. Thanks for pointing it out, I edited my post since then! D:
Welshite 40
Good. The best way to treat those who are inconsiderate and insulting is to simply ignore them. They don't get the satisfaction of creating a scene or receiving the attention they so desperately desire.
MELKOZAR 27
Don't let her grandkids visit her!
mimirawr14 17
So deny her her the grandkids for being a bitch?? So in that case I should deny my kids their father because he is a asshole.
mukduk 21
#41 First of all, the two situations you're comparing are substantially different. Secondly, if my mother were to mistreat my wife or disrespect her in any way, I would definitely think twice before dropping our children off with her. If she's willing to disregard my wife's feelings during our WEDDING, what makes you think she won't talk shit about her to our children? I don't want our kids in that kind of environment. So yes, I would definitely consider keeping our kids away from their grandma if she was a disrespectful bat.
jerryj 27
#41 You write on your profile that "I'm a happily married women" but then state your husband is an asshole. I know both are not mutually exclusive, but are you really happy being married to an asshole?
BlockOfRedStone 25
She might have been speaking hypothetically.
jerryj 27
True, or the kids' father is really an asshole but the husband is another man. Hadn't thought of those options at the time.
Aimeejasmine 15
#62 don't be an asshole and bring up someone's personal life, that's a pathetic excuse to argue with someone, just don't. If you don't agree with someone's opinion, challenge it in a respectful and knowing manner. I personally don't agree that you should forgive and forget everything because someone is family, but it's not my life nor decision to make. Lay off.
tantanpanda 26
#72, when someone's being a hypocrite, no one's gonna "lay off". nobody has to conform to your beliefs either
Aimeejasmine 15
Conform to my beliefs? Seriously? I just said don't be a total asshole, I'm pretty sure that's a general attitude of everyone. Geez you go out of your way to perpetrate me as a dictator for defending someone, you have issues lmao
Creep2DJ 13
#80 Technically speaking, everyone's an asshole to a certain degree. Please don't be one of those people whose hypocritical head is stuck up their hypothetical asshole of a personality.
Strange_Ninja 13
Wow... Just wow. Good luck trying to deal with her in your family now OP. :/
stryder9090 28
Keep the grand babies away
_taylorharper_ 18
That's a mother in law for you..
Quetzal27 12
Good, I am glad everyone ignored a remark from a immature, uncouth women who clearly cannot even get with the program. Good for you for inviting her, since I am sure she has done this before. Best of wishes for your marriage.