Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML
Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
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Top comments
TypicalSenpai 14
This actually makes things a lot easier; at least now everyone knows she's a huge bitch. :^)
Welshite 40
Good. The best way to treat those who are inconsiderate and insulting is to simply ignore them. They don't get the satisfaction of creating a scene or receiving the attention they so desperately desire.
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Comments (93)
Ashleigh_Kae 11
Lol guess you deserve it
WOTAN1488 24
What a ****. Who kisses their spouse on their wedding day?
Bibblejomin 18
I just hope they weren't making any unholy "eye contact", as they call it.
Vegetarian27 24
I bet she was naked under her clothes too!
TataAndAlizia 6
What a *****. Bet she showers naked as well.
BrotherPhil 35
And as for what she plans to to get up to with Mommy's poor little innocent baby boy...
JustinJK 21
If she's going to act childish, I would have told her to leave. I would not have allowed her into my reception. no way.
sbarua219 17
Well as long as you're not a **** like most girls these days it shouldn't matter lol
Cads1 24
Must have been all that sex before marriage. Otherwise I've got no answer for that comment. Is she massively religious?
DeathGun 9
No she is just a bitch...
nonamejoebob 5
You sound massively religous...
worldclassrager 41
Well everyone knows she does not approve of you...but she can't change that
leogachi 15
Actually she can, by getting to know Op for who she really is.
sandman676 20
Your husband needs to tell her how she needs to respect you
rainbow_cherry 6
there's a reason why everybody hates the in-laws..this is a prime example.
NodakN8V 25
Good luck with that Monster-In-Law. Jack Daniels may be of assistance at times...
CommentKing207 23
Bleh. In laws. Sometimes rude and obnoxious, other times with a cardboard smile. I'm glad everyone ignored her, because ignorance should never be bliss.