Love: Twins

Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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Crazy stalker vibes

By Why her and not me though - 08/09/2023 06:00

Today, I saw the guy I was seeing four months ago, who lives in another state, hand in hand with a girl at the mall. The same one who told me he "doesn’t do long distance." I went up to them, confronted him about it, and demanded to know why her and not me. He pretended not to know me and threatened to call security. FML

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You deserved it 911

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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A tad insecure

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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newbiehere99 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:20

You let her come back?

DarkHelmet 10

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:56

EXACTLY!!!! I would've went straight to the locksmith and had him change the door locks. Then when she came home saw her key didn't work and knocked on the door I would open it look at her and act like I didn't know who she was and shut the door in her damn face!

Comments

hartthrobber 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 9:21

Maybe she has a twin that got separated at birth. Omg this girl is ridiculous. Leave her please.

bwzwally8 15

Saturday 30 June 2012 9:29

You let the bitch back into the appartment?

Addictinggg 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 9:38

I hope u thru her shit out! Hahaha I would! Wanna act like a dog? fine by me, but u better git! :p

iHeartRKO 5

Saturday 30 June 2012 10:12

Only in Canada!

TacoBelle 8

Saturday 30 June 2012 10:30

I'm very sorry this happened to you. However, I am glad that you found out that she is incredibly stupid, as well as having a black hole where her character should be, before you made a permanent commitment to her.

Alastrina_fml 20

Saturday 30 June 2012 10:52

What an idiot!! On behalf of my gender, I am sorry that that female was THAT stupid, callow and unfeeling. I hope you booted her ungrateful ass to the curbside.

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 30 June 2012 15:01

I think you meant callous... if not then what does that mean

Llamacod 11

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:09

probably did mean callous, but if they did mean callow and you wanted to know what it meant or if you ever have any questions in the future about what a word means there are a couple of ways to find out. 1st there is this thing called a "dictionary" it is this large book that has different words followed by a definition, a bisector help pronounce the word and, often, a sentence with the word used in it advance example. secondly there is this website called "google" that is fairly decent at giving information.