By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
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tevzor 0
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Well, that's one way to open house.

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caligal14 0

FYL that sucks so much... Did you have a sweatshirt or something in the car to cover it up....?

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mattbergin 0
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Wanna be my realtor?

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infowarrior 0

YDI, for having pants that don't fit.

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noName123456 0

i bet you were gonna show him an open house bow chicka honk honk

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ElliexMarie 0

lmao. you shouldaa worn a long shirt ! xD

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Fahad_fml 0
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lmao that is hilarious # 37. i wouldve never thought of that ha!

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swooshq 0

#37, that's exactly what i was thinking!

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MissyWissyKach 0

liar dont lie those r stupid FMLs liar liar plants for hire

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MasterModeraor 0

Looks like you just sold the house for double the value. Congrats Btw you can sell my house for me too:)

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humorizer 14
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This is stupid (not the fml): See, for once when it's important to know the person's gender, it just says "anonymous". WTF? What if it was a dude?!

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lifesucks210 0
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...the OP was wearing a thong. so i really hope it was not a dude o.O

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603050294 0
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@37: He definitely got a peek at the front lawn.

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lalaimbored 0

hahhaaha @ 95. btw how were you on your way to show an open house if your pants ripped "just as i sat in (your) car?"

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Girreth 7

I find it disturbing that so many people want to see a fat chick's undergarments.

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LegitDGK 0
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An open house isn't the only open thing you showed him

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sk8rchick97 0

oh u gave them an open house alright;)

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sinisterviper 10
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wearing a thong?

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NGM_47 0

you should have stopped at a near by store to buy some cheap pants and changed....I wonder what happened next though.

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flighted 1

Good idea. But oh, you showed him an open house all right, OP.

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deathbunny256 0

right because it's perfectly normal for a real estate agent to hold a sweater on her crotch. I bow to you for not saying FIRST!!! Oh and OP sorry about that that really sucks I hope it worked out.

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caligal14 0

I meant tie it around her waist or something...

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mylittlecrow 0

well isn't it better than showing off their thongs? O_O

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
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Thaaaaat's embarrassing...

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slurshies 11
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forget the open house, maybe just open legs? improvise

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irrelevantxx 0

Ydi

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chimmy 0

why were your pants THAT tight? if it had been a small rip i wouldnt blame u, but 3 inches shows that you definitely need a new size

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glitter_kiss 0

why would were you using a thong in the first place?ydi

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emkaytwo 0
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What's wrong with her wearing a thong? Why shouldn't she be allowed to wear a thong?

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fuzzybrownbear 0
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The person was wondering if it was a guy wearing a thong

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Sniper_Chick4110 20
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You wear a thong or go commando so the panty line won't show through your tight pants. It looks really stupid from behind if you wear regular panties.

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tevzor 0
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Well, that's one way to open house.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Well. If your potential buys are male, you could be selling that house for much more than it's worth. assuming they're not gay x_x xD

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redbluegreen 40
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Good call. Hahaha.

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bangtank 0

you ARE number twelve.

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pineapples_fml 5
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YDI for wearing a thong and pants that obviously didn't fit

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babyqueball718 0

what is so wrong with wearing a thong? and how do you know the pants didnt fit? ive had pants rip that did fit. sometimes these things just happen. theres really no way this is a YDI

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