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By mistletoe - / Monday 9 December 2013 02:21 / United States - Miami
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By  Ambient25  |  24

Smack the shit out of him.

I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl:

"Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"...

I burst out laughing

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By  Ambient25  |  24

Smack the shit out of him.

I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl:

"Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"...

I burst out laughing

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  Ambient25  |  24

I have to say, I knew a guy who caught an STD and still tried to get with girls. I tried warning them which ruined our friendship, but I always imagined him saying this:

"I put the STD in STUD baby, and all I need is U."

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  mansen  |  15

The absolute worst pick up line that I actually saw work at a bar, " Nice shoes, wanna fuck?". I cannot attest to how drunk the girl was, but I am assuming, very.

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  jazzy_123  |  20

it's a little late to say this but it's a good one: "if your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays" lol.

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