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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 18:02 - Australia - Wembley

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML
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osm1989_fml 6

He's the ****** Whisperer.

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ICastillo 24

Maybe he didn't say cumm ....he was saying he needed a Tums before he started

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Quest_ 13

Clearly your boyfriend got all his sex ed from ****.

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sutianneli 13

Not just any ****. Fifty shades of grey ****. Where whispering commands to the ******, works. Wonder if whispering 'fries' or 'beer' to it would do any good, or would we need to stick money down her throat first?

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cjgirl 15

61 - There are people in the BDSM lifestyle that can ****** on command. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean you should put other people's lifestyle down.

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sutianneli 13

I'm not putting down BDSM. Problem is, OP and her boyfriend are just starting. Commanding a not very turned on ****** isn't the smartest thing to do. Maybe in BDSM, but not here.

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22JB 11

Not sure what kind of **** u watch but the stuff I watch shows the goods. So he might be watching some soft **** with being an inch away

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MisterEx 28

Damn, OP, that was the perfect chance for you to put your hand on his eyebrow and say "cum with meeee"..

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

Yes, you can teach him. It's allowed; there's no law against it. Also, there's something called a "vibrator." It's fantastic, and I couldn't recommend it enough. Yes! Turns out, you are also allowed to ********** when you have a boyfriend. No foolin'.

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noisebox 1

Sounds like puppy love

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glittercookies 12

Maybe it's because I have one so I'm being biased, but why is it so hard for people to find the clit? :(

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KaiserSD 8

Why is it so hard for women to give good ********? Your argument is invalid.

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Sir_Swaggington 6

I know right lol. It's not like it's inside of us or flat or something

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Sir_Swaggington 6

Aaaahh this comment isn't supposed to be here *sigh*

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Sir_Swaggington 6

Sorry for my second post, my phone said my first post was a reply to a different post... Basically my phone is old and decrepit, pay no mind to me... Apologies. I'd delete my second post if I could D:

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yousuck44 11

I give my bf a great bj but why don't guys repay the favor?

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superguppy19 3

That's awkward damn the image in my head is dissatisfying

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Sir_Swaggington 6

I hope he was just being silly and isn't really foolish enough to think that this is sexy lmao.

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beebeeL 1

lmfao how did u not die from the hilarity !!!!!! xD

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