Transportation: TSA

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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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G_Bug 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:13

You must be a very beautiful man

Shadic 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:12

Grow a beard?

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amirn86 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:47

I 2nd #2 and #5, beards pretty much make it indistinguishable - that is if you can grow one lol

JagSeal 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:54

Cut your hair. Too many people have hippie-hair these days.

Dichoscillation 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

Oh, you would not believe how often this happens to me, even when I go out of my way to wear guy-clothes. The other day, I was pissed off at getting called a sissy-boy so I dressed straight, with like, athletic sweats and a college sweatshirt. They thought I was a lesbian. Ugh. I'm pretty used to it. I've VERY gay, and since I dress as a girl about half the time anyways, I can't really expect anything different. I usually like it (I rely on it to make my living sometimes) but once in a while I just get fed up.

emo_devon 11

Wednesday 23 June 2010 9:14

omg the same thing happens to me too! I have hair that is short (for a girl though lawl, but kind of long for a guy) and dress like a dude, and some ppl still think I'm a chick. and say I look girly.

InfiltratedMind 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 7:39

someone called me gay once. I shot him. no one mistakes my sexuality bitch!

anon12_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:16

#10- you're right, but in general the whole idea is still getting pretty old

FMLwin 1

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:24

Well....ARE YOU??

fmylifeapp 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:27

bahahaha wow

MukyDaCookie 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:29

#13 I admire you for being so open about something like that. But please, next time..not so graphic. I didn't need to know dressing as a girl made you money To the OP; cut your hair!

popsoda 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:46

u probably are fat and have man boobs, loose weight u fat ass

Dichoscillation 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:53

Nothing wrong with it, #17. How about performers who sing or do stand-up comedy in drag? I'll admit that my method of making money is a bit less honorable (there's a very good market for pretty boys who dress as girls... you make three times as much as you do just selling normally).