Sports Struggles By FML Videos - 09/11/2018 01:30 Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something! I agree, your life sucks 256 You deserved it 82 Share Tweet Share
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML I agree, your life sucks 25 363 You deserved it 5 630
Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 085 You deserved it 5 915
Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are!" and laughed hysterically. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 004 You deserved it 3 068
Today, I went for a job briefing, and after that was told to do some editing for them. When I asked the person whether I was paid for the day, she laughed and said no. She was serious. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 563 You deserved it 3 118
Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 686 You deserved it 4 526
Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 673 You deserved it 5 206
Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML I agree, your life sucks 23 478 You deserved it 7 156
Today, I have to get up at 6 a.m. each day to make it to a class at 8 because of commuter traffic. The college has decided to eliminate an entire parking lot right next to the building where my class takes place, to build a parking garage, which will take 2 years. The only open parking is a field clear across the campus. FML I agree, your life sucks 432 You deserved it 127