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Today, my boyfriend of almost 5 years told me that his reason for staying with me is because he doesn't want to go through our storage unit to decide who would get what. We've had the storage unit for 2 years. FML
Go through it for him now. Then get your name off the unit. Don't be anyone's storage unit chain.
That can't be the truth. If he really wanted to leave you he would have left you with all the possessions. That's just an excuse, leave him now!