Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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Comments (416)
Taxman_fml 0
I love how you assume it's him who is terrible. I'm sure you're just one hell of a catch yourself. And hey, even if you're not, at least you're a loving, tollerant wife, who doesn't judge her husband based on a brief experience... oh wait
RedPillSucks 33
To everyone saying OPs husband should watch some porno to learn how to have sex, I think that's a terrible idea. No woman wants to have sex with her legs pinned behind her ears and her husband straddling her backwards, one leg up, one leg down, or doing some of the crazy crap you see on those things. OP, sometimes if you try woman on top, it will make him last longer. Just don't bend him in half. Also OP, if you want something done right.... Do it your self. Or you could talk to your husband about what works and what doesn't. And as someone else suggested, multiple tries will work things out.
Taxman_fml 0
Actually, waiting until marriage for sex has very little to do with morality. The idea is that you are exposing yourself completely to another person, in every way. And ideally, that type of exposure and openign up should only happen with someone who has committed themself to you so completel
Taxman_fml 0
so completely that they will love you and be with you no matter what (even if you are supposedly "terrible"). With premarrital sex, you get the physical pleasure, but you don't get the emotional / psychological side of it, which is the feeling of complete acceptance and uninhibitedness. And as someone who has had premarrital sex, I can say that this view is true, and I wish I had waited.
xXLenaXx 0
you don't get psychological and emotional sentiments with premarital sex? i feel sorry for your sex life then : the most wonderful thing me and my boyfriend have is the very strong chemistry mixed with even stronger emotional feeling towards each other. it really makes no difference when the sex happens in relation to marriage if you feel like you both have a an intensely strong bond.
markamacias 0
And im just sure your a regular jenna jameson right? Either your a ***** and have far too many guys to compare him too, or you are quick to judge your soulmate after their first try at what is the most vunerable thing two people can experience. What a horrible wife! im glad he sucks.
this_one 2
Cut him some slack. You just need practice. Lots and lots of practice.
kaine22111 1
that's the reason you don't wait to marage to have sex if lots if ppl where bad thier first time
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hopefully it will get better. Generally everyone's first time isn't the greatest ever anyway since they haven't yet really figured out what they're doing...Especially if both people involved are virgins.
JokeMeister 0
How do you know he was bad,what did you have to compare it to? Looks like somebody didn't wait!
pottie69 0
practice makes perfect so keep doing it