FML : Today, my new job e-mailed to tell me the role was no longer available, leaving me to start my job search all over again. My notice at my current job ends...

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Today, my new job e-mailed to tell me the role was no longer available, leaving me to start my job search all over again. My notice at my current job ends this week. But it's OK, because as compensation for my 'distress', the company sent £100 worth of vouchers... to the wrong address. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jobless - / Thursday 27 April 2017 14:00 /

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By awildwhisper | 27

#7445268 - Thursday 27 April 2017 02:46

At this rate, Craigslist sounds like a more reliable source for finding a job.

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By awildwhisper | 27

#7445268 - Thursday 27 April 2017 02:46

At this rate, Craigslist sounds like a more reliable source for finding a job.

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