Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
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Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I left my car window slightly open while I went shopping. When I returned, I discovered that what I assume to be a mischievous squirrel had got into my car and chewed through the wires in my dashboard, causing extensive damage. FML
Today, I found a mouse nest. In my glovebox. Made out of the $450 in rent money I was going to give my roommate that I had stored in there earlier for safe keeping. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
WTF in your car how is that possible?
aardvarkish 16
I had a family of orangutans living I my car. How did I find out? I noticed the rear window was missing.
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Comments (159)
baseballgirl25 6
how the hell do you not notice rats in your car??!! I'm guessing u don't take care of ur car.
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
That's DISGUSTING OP, learn to clean! Who wouldn't notice RATS in their car? Isn't there a smell?
ugliness 6
rats are actually very clean, the food op had to leave on the car floor for rats to live there would of probably covered the smell of feces :/
hockeyrocks39 0
Exactly^^^^^I bet the car itself is very nasty.
ugliness 6
it probably was dirty but op probably cleans the visible part of his car more often than under the seats
mk58 31
Yuck? That just proves that you don't clean your car enough.
AmericanGirl69 0
oh kinky.
aardvarkish 16
He said, "rats" not "gerbils" but oh well, to each his own.
leeshxx 3
^win
AmericanGirl69 0
LOL it's sarcasm. try it sometime.
ugliness 6
1st: move the rats or if you want to kill them just because they happen to be in your car take the unnecessary extermination approach which I do not agree with 2nd: learn diy or splash some cash to get the hole covered 3rd: remove all the food that made it possible for life to be sustained that long
KVKdragon 26
I'd light a bunch of incense sticks and smoke them out. at least after you protect anything electronic in the car that can be ruined by smoke. it should work since it'll smell smoky to the rats and it'll make it harder for them to breathe while in your car.
ugliness 6
good idea :3 rats are very wary with new tastes and smells so they might find a new area
briidontgive_ 0
Turn them into pets.
ugliness 6
that requires domestication but technically could work :) would save them from being exterminated
OmqDummyxD 7
lol
dyates27 0
rats!!!