Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I left my car window slightly open while I went shopping. When I returned, I discovered that what I assume to be a mischievous squirrel had got into my car and chewed through the wires in my dashboard, causing extensive damage. FML
Today, I found a mouse nest. In my glovebox. Made out of the $450 in rent money I was going to give my roommate that I had stored in there earlier for safe keeping. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
WTF in your car how is that possible?
aardvarkish 16
I had a family of orangutans living I my car. How did I find out? I noticed the rear window was missing.
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Comments (159)
shad93 3
I wouldn't drive in that car knowing there's rats crawling around!
ugliness 6
I wouldn't either, but that's because I don't want to think about small animals falling out a car at 30-40 mph. it wouldn't end well >_<
broccoli2 0
...or a rat chewing out of the drivers seat at 30-40 mph.
A7X_LoVeee 10
At least she now has a few new pets.
Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0
umm time to buy a new car!
nate_msm 0
dam your car needs a cat
Justine94_x 31
Ew.:|
leearm104 4
I think someone needs to clean their car a little mire often.
mboehm88 3
I see you drivin' round town with those rats in your car and I'm like "**** youuuu"
sarapsosis 1
hahaha
sweetiffany 0
They were attracted to all the junk food in your car floor.
anonymous595 0
ur pic is scary haha
ugliness 6
op would need alot of food scattered around their car >_< I don't think it's scary :3 but I've puked up a large proportion of my blood when I was 10 so I'm desensitised
kinga08 0
Do exterminators work on cars? At least a rat didn't jump out and scare you while you were driving, because you'd be posting about a car accident instead.
SirEBC 7
Rat: BOO! Driver: AHHHHH! You got me! That is seriously what I thought of when I read your comment..
kinga08 0
33, haha, I actually envisioned a similar scenario, except it ended with the OP wrecking their car and having to somehow explain it to their insurance company, sort of like the toilet in the road guy a few posts back.
ugliness 6
unfortunately they would, I don't think you need to kill them tho :( I know they caused damage but there's such a thing as releasing them somewhere else
justalilrandom2 4
41 or that girl who crashed her car because of a spider...
jewels1877 0
They're freaking brilliant. They found a home and transportation!
ugliness 6
smart rats :) I just hope there wern't any accidents the op didn't know about O.o (rats falling out the hole at high speed)
NCR 0
talk about mobile home
Miss_Blonde 1
How the heck did they get in there in the first place??
ugliness 6
well the hole was probably smaller at somepoint due to age of the car and the rats must of got in from there