Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I left my car window slightly open while I went shopping. When I returned, I discovered that what I assume to be a mischievous squirrel had got into my car and chewed through the wires in my dashboard, causing extensive damage. FML
Today, I found a mouse nest. In my glovebox. Made out of the $450 in rent money I was going to give my roommate that I had stored in there earlier for safe keeping. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
WTF in your car how is that possible?
aardvarkish 16
I had a family of orangutans living I my car. How did I find out? I noticed the rear window was missing.
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Comments (159)
pancakerocks 1
i felt bad for you until you said how lovely
dirtyblond 4
omgeee, theres this thing called sarcasm ya know? :D
Lubpynk 0
I think I'm going to clean my car......
KickItHigh 32
OP was obviously being sarcastic. Hehe
ugliness 6
thanks :) he can get really annoying when he's teething tho >_<
rawr2mee 0
hahahah fyl
jdengel 0
you needed a professional to tell you that?
Eyez_Mesmerize 0
Hahaha,,,, shit happens . Perhaps, you're a dirty person who's car is filthy which was more comfortable for the rats.
sailorzoe 14
I bet you are fat as hell IRL.
ShunTheDude 0
@68 The concept of sarcasm over the internet is like the concept of communism, it is flawless until put into action, but even with OP's misunderstanding of this, It's not hard to work out. @OP Rats in your car? Surely you would have noticed it beforehand? In any case, not cleaning your car in such a long time or noticing a hole in it either is fairly stupid.
ChibiChibi_fml 27
The hole was under one of the seats, that would make it very easy to miss.
broadwaymaniac21 0
sucks to you