Work: Today, Club Penguin finally shut down. I then got a call from...

By Brett - 03/04/2017 22:00

Today, Club Penguin finally shut down. I then got a call from one of my employees, who said that he needed to take a day off from work to, "emotionally deal with the issue." FML

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By courtbabbbby - 12/02/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

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By RIP - 20/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I went on Roblox and logged onto Work At A Pizza Place for the first time in almost a year. I ended up spending a decent amount of time crying because I forgot my pet in the game is modeled after my cat, who died four months ago. FML

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Seems fair

By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 20:00

Today, so far, 3 of my employees have requested tomorrow off because of "emotional damage" due to Toys 'R' Us closing. FML

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By notsohappilyeverafter - 26/11/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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The wizard

By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 14:00

Today, we had our busiest day at work all year with lots of angry people calling, and a co-worker called in sick. I went to my local game shop after work, exhausted and upset, and guess who was at his usual table running a Dungeons and Dragons group, apparently not too sick to go out. Yeah. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2016 04:18

Today, it was the first day of my new job. It was also the last day of my new job. I got a call immediately after finishing my shift to be told the company has "decided to go in a different direction" and will no longer be needing my services. FML

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By fired - 17/09/2013 04:36 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 02:00

Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2015 10:21 - United States

Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML

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By mylifesucks - 02/12/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

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kristinjeaneen 21

Monday 3 April 2017 22:19

It's a traumatic day for all of us.

daengh 15

Monday 3 April 2017 23:55

Let them "emotionally deal with" the issue of "I need a new job".

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LudA9844 11

Monday 3 April 2017 22:10

What is club penguin

Steffi 26

Monday 3 April 2017 22:30

You haven't lived!

saffy66 34

Monday 3 April 2017 23:00

Apparently I haven't either

Neevster 18

Tuesday 4 April 2017 4:53

It's an MMO for kids

Undiscovered_X 8

Tuesday 4 April 2017 5:28

Yeah and used for an amusement for adults lol. That's why it's off the web now.

Cali 54

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:25

*was

kristinjeaneen 21

Monday 3 April 2017 22:19

It's a traumatic day for all of us.

TheJokerDK 7

Monday 3 April 2017 23:33

I'd fire him

daengh 15

Monday 3 April 2017 23:55

Let them "emotionally deal with" the issue of "I need a new job".

Jacobus_G 3

Tuesday 4 April 2017 1:26

the sequel to Club Penguin was already online before club penguin shut down it had a lot of really devoted fans

Jacobus_G 3

Tuesday 4 April 2017 1:26

the sequel to Club Penguin was already online before club penguin shut down it had a lot of really devoted fans

Neevster 18

Tuesday 4 April 2017 4:53

We haven't all recovered yet :'(

Miss_080 21

Tuesday 4 April 2017 6:20

What's club penguin?

WolfyGrace 24

Tuesday 4 April 2017 7:04

An MMO for kids where you played as a penguin.

WolfyGrace 24

Tuesday 4 April 2017 7:06

I wonder what his reaction was 4 years ago when Toontown shut down

RockPrincess26 16

Tuesday 4 April 2017 10:39

******* millennials.

Cali 54

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:27

wow ok rood

RockPrincess26 16

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:53

You need to learn how to spell. And it's the truth.

Mike3258 18

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:51

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

RockPrincess26 16

Wednesday 5 April 2017 21:37

Obviously you are since first of all, you replied. And second, you're name calling.

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Same thing different taste

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Seems fair

The wizard

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